The good and bad of my job:
Good: I get to go to the movies using company money
Bad: the kids get to choose the movie
What To Expect When You’re Expecting? Really? This is going to be the longest 2 hours of my life, with the only exception being having to watch The Bold and the Beautiful for 4 episodes straight.
So I did make a deal with myself that was if I got to keep my job I’d buy my mum a new washing machine.
Guess I’m buying mum a new washing machine… After all these god damn birthdays pass anyway.
Marilyn Monroe entertaining troops in Korea, February 1954.
(Source: mattybing1025, via for-all-the-cows)
I’ve decided I want a Maserati
Though I’d want one even more if it was spelt double t
